Another morning on the way to summer camp...
Levi says "hey Mom, did you know I have a 4-pack?"
I say, "what do you mean, honey, a 4-pack of what?"
He says, "you know the muscles around your bellybutton..."
I say, "Around it?"
He says, "hold on" (he lifts his shirt up to check) "no, they are above my bellybutton...right now I have a 4-pack, but when I get bigger, I'll have a 6-pack"
A little later, "Mom? can you have a 8-pack of muscles?"
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Sharing the buzz coming from my backseat...
Favorite Quotes
- Driving with your knee is not a very good way to drive - Levi
- I love you more than infinity - Levi (to his mama at bedtime)
- Don't shake a soda without taking cover first - Mason
- kiku - Mason ("thank you" at 1yr)
Kid Story Archive
Mason & Levi's House Rules
(December 2005 - 5 & 3 years old)
(December 2005 - 5 & 3 years old)
- no talking about private parts
- no touching someone else’s private parts (defined as parts that you use to go to the bathroom or those places you cover up with clothes when visitors come over)
- no eating naked…underwear must be on
- no running around glass stuff
- no saying mean words
- no talking mean to your parents
- no arguing with your parents
- ask for your parent’s permission to do do things that are bad for your teeth…like candy
- no standing in chairs…sit on your bottom
- don’t play with scissors or knives
- don’t sneak candy
- take off shoes when we come inside
- put our coats in the closet
- no whining about bedtime
- no sneaking out of bed after you get tucked in
- don’t sleep with a dad, brother, sister or mom when they are sick
- don’t cough on people because you’ll spread germs
- never say the word hate
- you can clean your room even if your mom and dad don’t tell you to
- no screaming in public
- no touching things when you are in a store
- no hitting, no kicking
- don’t kill worms, they help the plants grow
- no peeing or pooping on each other
- no eating on the couch…eat in sunroom over your plate
- do what mom says the first time she says it
- clean up messes that you make
- flush the toilet
- wash your hands after you pee…and don’t lie about washing your hands
- make sure your pee goes into the toilet and not on the wall
- don’t throw things at your parents, especially in the car
- don’t talk to strangers
- no shaking naked booty at people
- no opening the outside door by yourself
- no drinking out of the milk jug…and don’t sneak it
- no using karate on your little brother
- don’t take stuff from your brother
- no decorating walls with paint without permission
- no jumping on couch
- give hugs and kisses to each other when we leave
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