The boys and I moved to our new home this past weekend. Having a big backyard is great...boys spent the entire first day digging a big hole in the backyard (while I unpacked). Nothing like dirt to keep two little boys busy. When I asked them what they thought about the new place...
Mason: "It is awesome Mom...but it is also a little creepy."
Me: "Why is it creepy?"
Mason: "Because those people left their stuff in the house."
Me: "What was left behind by the sellers that is so creepy?"
Mason: "Mom...they left their toilets in there"
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Sharing the buzz coming from my backseat...
Favorite Quotes
- Driving with your knee is not a very good way to drive - Levi
- I love you more than infinity - Levi (to his mama at bedtime)
- Don't shake a soda without taking cover first - Mason
- kiku - Mason ("thank you" at 1yr)
Kid Story Archive
Mason & Levi's House Rules
(December 2005 - 5 & 3 years old)
(December 2005 - 5 & 3 years old)
- no talking about private parts
- no touching someone else’s private parts (defined as parts that you use to go to the bathroom or those places you cover up with clothes when visitors come over)
- no eating naked…underwear must be on
- no running around glass stuff
- no saying mean words
- no talking mean to your parents
- no arguing with your parents
- ask for your parent’s permission to do do things that are bad for your teeth…like candy
- no standing in chairs…sit on your bottom
- don’t play with scissors or knives
- don’t sneak candy
- take off shoes when we come inside
- put our coats in the closet
- no whining about bedtime
- no sneaking out of bed after you get tucked in
- don’t sleep with a dad, brother, sister or mom when they are sick
- don’t cough on people because you’ll spread germs
- never say the word hate
- you can clean your room even if your mom and dad don’t tell you to
- no screaming in public
- no touching things when you are in a store
- no hitting, no kicking
- don’t kill worms, they help the plants grow
- no peeing or pooping on each other
- no eating on the couch…eat in sunroom over your plate
- do what mom says the first time she says it
- clean up messes that you make
- flush the toilet
- wash your hands after you pee…and don’t lie about washing your hands
- make sure your pee goes into the toilet and not on the wall
- don’t throw things at your parents, especially in the car
- don’t talk to strangers
- no shaking naked booty at people
- no opening the outside door by yourself
- no drinking out of the milk jug…and don’t sneak it
- no using karate on your little brother
- don’t take stuff from your brother
- no decorating walls with paint without permission
- no jumping on couch
- give hugs and kisses to each other when we leave
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