My BackSeat Boys: January 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

A crack is a crack is a crack...

A co-worker/girlfriend of mine has a son who is the same age as Mason...the other day he was visiting our office and she has this caricature drawing of herself hanging up by her desk. She told me that when she had had it drawn that she'd requested that the artist make her look voluptuous. Upon seeing the drawing her son said, "hey mom, this picture of you shows you having a BOOB crack!!"

Friday, January 2, 2009

Happy No Underwear!

On New Year's Eve we went to a family party with a couple of other families. Before leaving we rushed around the house, getting food prepared and everyone ready. As we piled into the truck (yes, we all barely fit into an extended cab F-150) I kiddingly say, "Everyone got their pants on? I hear Levi from the back "yes, but I don't have any underwear on! I thought it was a Happy No Underwear party!"

Mason & Levi's House Rules
(December 2005 - 5 & 3 years old)

no talking about private parts
no touching someone else’s private parts (defined as parts that you use to go to the bathroom or those places you cover up with clothes when visitors come over)
no eating naked…underwear must be on
no running around glass stuff
no saying mean words
no talking mean to your parents
no arguing with your parents
ask for your parent’s permission to do do things that are bad for your teeth…like candy
no standing in chairs…sit on your bottom
don’t play with scissors or knives
don’t sneak candy
take off shoes when we come inside
put our coats in the closet
no whining about bedtime
no sneaking out of bed after you get tucked in
don’t sleep with a dad, brother, sister or mom when they are sick
don’t cough on people because you’ll spread germs
never say the word hate
you can clean your room even if your mom and dad don’t tell you to
no screaming in public
no touching things when you are in a store
no hitting, no kicking
don’t kill worms, they help the plants grow
no peeing or pooping on each other
no eating on the couch…eat in sunroom over your plate
do what mom says the first time she says it
clean up messes that you make
flush the toilet
wash your hands after you pee…and don’t lie about washing your hands
make sure your pee goes into the toilet and not on the wall
don’t throw things at your parents, especially in the car
don’t talk to strangers
no shaking naked booty at people
no opening the outside door by yourself
no drinking out of the milk jug…and don’t sneak it
no using karate on your little brother
don’t take stuff from your brother
no decorating walls with paint without permission
no jumping on couch
give hugs and kisses to each other when we leave

My BackSeat Boys

Sunday, January 18, 2009

A crack is a crack is a crack...

Friday, January 2, 2009

Happy No Underwear!

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